The Petrograd Soviet Rides Again!
Democrat Representative Wiley Nickel has advanced a bold plan to thwart the evil Orange Bad Man who has somehow wormed his way back into the White House. He wants to revive the concept of the "shadow...
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The Ineffectual and Parasitic United Nations
Comrades, we're emerging into an era when The People™ know it's time to clean house but, some houses are too filthy and decrepit to clean and the only solution is a complete demolition. The United...
View ArticleBiden's Handlers Set Up Potential World War for Trump to Handle
As of this writing , this story is getting very little coverage over six hours after it broke.In a spiteful act of pre-emptive sabotage, the string-pullers behind the Biden marionette have taken a...
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Democrats Demand An End To The Popular Vote
WASHINGTO DC:Senior Democratic Party Leaders™ have spoken out, after the electoral disaster of November 5, 2024, of the need to reform the election process in the Untied States of America. Anonymous...
View ArticleLeftists Pledge to Not Spend Money During Trump Admin, Purple Hair Dye Makers...
Portland, OR -- Since Donald Trump was selected as the 47th US President, many Democrats and others on the left have become concerned. They are looking for ways to protest and make their voices...
View ArticleJaguar Commits Suicide with its New Ad
Beautifully executed yet pointlessly bizarre: iframe Jaguar sells cars that usually are affordable only to the wealthy. In advertising, it's crucial to know your customer base. Who does Jaguar think...
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Time Magazine Person, Place or Thing of the Year 2024
That time of the year once again. Your predictions are welcome (and may be selected for illustration if outstanding enough), but while time is infinite, Time is limited, so get your entry in before...
View ArticleAustralia To Invest In New Green Submarine Technology
Canberra:Australia's Minister for Climate Change and Energy, Chris Bowen, made a statement at the COP24 (UNFCCC) gathering, recently, that Australia doesn't need to invest in nuclear domestic energy...
View ArticleRussia invades Alaska: UN, Allies urge restraint
For months, Russian president Vladimir Putin and his foreign secretary, Sergey Lavrov, have strenuously denied any intentions of conducting offensive military operations in Alaska. Nevertheless,...
View ArticlePutting a Face on the Fight - Russians Are Fighting Lions
General Ben Hodges pointed out the contrast between the Russian civilians in Kursk who met Ukrainian invaders with apathy and the Ukrainian civilians who poured out to protest against the Russian...
View ArticleWho’s Crying Now
Enjoy, comrades.Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 11/27/2024, 9:41 am — Replies 1 — Views 257
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Happy Thanksgiving, Comrades!
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 11/28/2024, 8:07 am — Replies 2 — Views 541
View ArticleA brief explanation of the pardon of Hunter
Many people are wondering if there is precedent for such a blanket pardon as I’ve granted Hunter.ROBERT HUNTER BIDEN A Full and Unconditional Pardon For those offenses against the United States which...
View ArticleThe Crucial Communism Teaching Act MUST BE STOPPED
Comrades, this bill just passed the house - we must pull out all our dirty tricks to make sure it doesn't get passed into law.The Glorious World of Next Tuesday suddenly seems farther away than...
View ArticleSanta Claus - It's Worse Than You Think
The evidence is overwhelming. iframe Statistics: Posted by Komissar al-Blogunov — 12/7/2024, 6:28 pm — Replies 1 — Views 126
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Russia Grants Asylum to Homeless Syrian Migrant
In a clear exception to Russia's prevailing immigration policy, President-for-the Forseeable-Future Vlad Putin has granted asylum to a homeless Arab migrant with no future potential and no worthwhile...
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Happy Friday the 13th!
Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 12/13/2024, 12:03 pm — Replies 2 — Views 351
View ArticleGIVE ME SOMETHING by Oleg & Conrad
iframe • Music and Lyrics: Oleg Atbashian and Conrad Peterson • Instruments played by AI • Video by Oleg Atbashian • Graphics by Oleg and AI GIVE ME SOMETHINGIs it my imagination, or am I still...
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Biden's "Special Indian Knowledge"
Comrades, the Great White Father in Washington, D.C., Joe "Shitting Bull" Biden, has ordered the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA)—known mostly for weather forecasting—to apply...
View ArticleHow the West Provokes Russia
We have been, but not in the way many people think. iframe Statistics: Posted by Komissar al-Blogunov — 12/16/2024, 8:42 pm — Replies 0 — Views 343
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