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The "Fourfold Threat" of HAYSEED

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Comrades, a liberal newspaper writer and leftist poli-sci professor have identified "The Fourfold Interconnected Threat" to Our Democracy™and it is White Rural Voters.

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Never mind that their breathless determination describes about half the U.S. population (people who don't live in cities don't matter).

Never mind the unexplained inclusion of "interconnected" in the title (academians write in "pedagogese" and often use irrelevant and superfluous words to bulk up their underweight ideas).

And never mind that their threat exactly describes the Biden Administration's favorite invented villain: HAYSEED, or Homosexual-Averse Yahoos Spewing Ecumenical Extremist Disinformation.

A typical HAYSEED member,  bent on halting Democratic progress through violence.

Comrades, the threat is clear: HAYSEED must be eliminated. Sure, many of them produce food, but we don't need them because these days we can always get food at a supermarket. 
 
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0 ... -are-real/

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 3/5/2024, 11:32 am — Replies 8 — Views 316



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