Yes, We'll Ram Through Kamala

Sung to the tune of "Yes, We Have No Bananas."

There's a fruitcake without precedent
Who’s record is just weak
And she seems a little bent
But you should hear her speak!
When you ask her anything, she giggles
Out of answering she wiggles,
And we tell you:
 
"Yes, we’ll ram through Kamala,
We’ll ram through Kamala today.
We've Maoists, and Marxists,
Communists, and Atheists,
And all sorts of Fruits, a whole array,
Who dumped our old burnt out President
A Delaware resident, 
so that we could say—
Yes, we’ll ram through Kamala.
We’ll ram through Kamala today."
 
Politics got so good for her that
she phoned DNC today,
"Send me Barry, Pete, Bill and Tim;
I need help right away."
When she got them on the stage,
there were lies, you bet.
Someone asked for “Light of Gas”
and then the whole quartet 
All answered:
 
"Yes, we’ll ram through Kamala,
We’ll ram through Kamala today.
Just join our Climate Nuts,
Our Trans Nuts and Choice Nuts
There are many nuts like they.
They’ll sell you three kinds of distortion,
Carbon, Gender and Abortion.
So yes, we’ll ram through Kamala.
We’ll ram through Kamala today."
 
Yes, we are very sorry to inform you
That we are entirely out of the Prez in question
The afore-mentioned vegetable
Suffering mental congestion.
We must induce you to accept a substitute less desirable without pretension
It’s the ad hoc policy at the nationally infamous DNC Convention
 
We should support Joe but no no no no no no no.
May we suggest that you sample instead a
sudden inductee
Whom we feel certain will open your wallet?
Without any regret that after a diligent search 
Of the premises
By our entire staff
We can positively affirm without fear of contradiction
That her policies are flagitious; really ambitious
Very surreptitious
And we’ll ram through Kamala today.
 
Yes, we’ll ram through Kamala,
Our Mamala
We gotta only Kamala today.
We sella you our Kamala.

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 10/3/2024, 12:59 pm — Replies 0 — Views 453

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